Jubril Gently Quotes & Sayings

Dogs seem more photogenic than cats. In photos most cats look like sociopaths. — Demetri Martin

Don't be sad about the goodbyes! Because in many farewells, better unions are hidden! — Mehmet Murat Ildan

Manufacturers are making products kosher to get in on that market, plus more people are looking for kosher. — Larry Miller

Men like to create unnecessary organizations and give them impressive or mysterious names; this usually ends in increased confusion, and should therefore be ignored. — Elizabeth Peters

I find shopping too stressful. I get hot and flustered and irritated and feel sick after I've bought something. — Alison Goldfrapp

On the first night of the program. She waltzed around the set topless. She asked what asparagus was and said, "Rio de Janeiro, ain't that a person?" She referred to East Anglia as "East Angular," thought Portugal was in Spain, and complained that she was — Chris Hedges

The average person's idea of a great man, rather than one who serves, is of one who succeeds in getting himself served. — Wallace D. Wattles

History is the only laboratory we have in which to test the consequences of thought. — Etienne Gilson