Jquery Ui Autocomplete Quotes & Sayings

If you disaprove, I can only shrug my shoulders. It's what I have. — Stephen King

Without comedy as a defense mechanism I wouldn't be able to survive. — Garry Shandling

While men define themselves by deeds, women simply "are" beauty, grace, faith and goodness. Men tend to be rational and objective, women subjective, intuitive and emotional. — Henry Makow

If you had of told me age 10 that in 19 years time I would be on a stage in Salford performing with Les Dennis in a sitcom I had written, I would have believed you. — Pippa Evans

I'd tell him to go to hell, but it just so happens I'm stuck there and don't want to have to see him every day. — Jill Shalvis

Man must prepare for the thing he has asked for, when there isn't the slightest sign of it in sight. — Florence Scovel Shinn

Look at all the things that can go wrong for men. There's the nothing-happening-at-all problem, the too-much-happening-too-soon problem, the dismal-droop-after-a-promising-beginning problem; there's the size-doesn't-matter-except-in-my-case problem, the failing-to-deliver-the-goods problem ... and what do women have to worry about? A handful of cellulite? Join the club. A spot of I-wonder-how-I-rank? Ditto. — Nick Hornby

I think my wife would take objection to any characterization of me as perfect. — Peter Blair Henry

Oh, and by the way, I'm gonna beat you tonight, and I'm gonna enjoy every second of it. Au revoir! — Gail Kim

Normality may lie in being a selectively deaf self-righteous victim of your own cognitive dissonance...but then again...who wants to be an open minded but self-doubting fence-sitter paralyzed by internal conflict? life eh? — Tweedy Peanut

Growing up, we were taught over and over again what steps to take in case of an approaching tornado. Listen for sirens, go to your basement or cellar, or a closet in the center of your house, duck and cover, wait it out. We had drills twice a year, every year, in school. We talked about it in class. We talked about it at home. The newscasters reminded us. We went to the basement. We practiced, practiced, practiced.
But we'd never - not once - discussed what to do after. — Jennifer Brown