Jp Jacobsen Quotes & Sayings

Everything is just so fraught with tendentious bullshit. — Vitomil Zupan

You can bend but never break me. Cause it only serves to make me more determined to achieve my final goal. — Helen Reddy

I love Mariah Carey. Remember the breakdown? I loved the breakdown. — Kathy Griffin

There is an institutional cynicism that causes reporters to question everything the President says, and the motives of everything the President and his Administration try to accomplish. — Dee Dee Myers

A book is not made of sentences laid end to end, but of sentences built, if an image helps, into arcades or domes. — Virginia Woolf

Think of the funniest story from your life. Chances are, it was something awful at the time. — Gina Barreca

Blessed are those who dwell in your house, ever singing your praise ... Blessed are those whose strength is in you ... blessed is the one who trusts in you! — David

All my brothers, my brothers-in-law, they're always telling me what a good-hearted guy I am. You don't get to be good-hearted by accident. You get kicked around long enough, you get to be a real professor of pain. — Paddy Chayefsky

I'm sure I'll know it by the time I'm 80. — Margaret Free

Thank you for your opinion, but please note that I did not request it. When and if I desire your advice, I will ask you for it directly. Until then? I'm good to go." Then, if they keep on keeping on: "You have now entered an Asshole-Free Zone. You are puncturing my Shut The Fuck Up bubble and violating my personal airspace. As such, you are diminishing my tolerance for people who don't know when to keep their noses on their faces instead of up other people's asses. If you continue down this path, I will be forced to Taser you in the nipples. Each nipple. In turn. One after the other. Bzzt, and then bzzt. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go continue creating awesome shit while you sit here dreaming about tearing awesome shit down. Please enjoy a pair of rigidly up-thrust middle fingers as I walk away unflinchingly, like an action star slow-mo walking from an exploding building, except instead of a burning building, I'm walking away from a flaming pile of human excrement. Boom. — Chuck Wendig