Jozka Cerny Quotes & Sayings

You might be a redneck if the antenna on your truck is a danger to low flying airplanes. — Jeff Foxworthy

The election makes me think of a story of a man who was dying. He had only two minutes to live, so he sent for a clergyman and asked him, "Where is the best place to go to?" He was undecided about it. So the minister told him that each place had its advantages
heaven for climate, and hell for society. — Mark Twain

I'm old enuf to remember when Dems considered a UN resolution and an actual coalition nothing more than Bushy McHitler going it alone. — John Nolte

Everything in this word exists to wear you down. — Tite Kubo

Her grey, sun-strained eyes stared straight ahead, but she had deliberately shifted our relations, and for a moment I thought I loved her. But I am slow-thinking and full of interior rules that act as brakes on my desires, and I knew that first I had to get myself definitely out of that tangle back home. I'd been writing letters once a week and signing them: "Love, Nick," and all I could think of was how, when that certain girl played tennis, a faint mustache of perspiration appeared on her upper lip. Nevertheless there was a vague understanding that had to be tactfully broken off before I was free. — F Scott Fitzgerald

But a man who can take anything will find most things unsatisfying. — Mitch Albom

The strangest whim has seized me ... After all I think I will not hang myself today. — Gilbert K. Chesterton

Both of us. We're the bad ones. Together." She — Stylo Fantome

Dogs should be called by names which are not very long, so that each may obey more quickly when he is called, but they should not have shorter names than those which are pronounced in two syllables ... — Columella

The fear habit is very detrimental because you attract the things you fear. If we have any fear we need to get rid of it. — Peace Pilgrim

I think Barack Obama is a one-term President. — Dick Cheney

Courtesy is Love in little things. — Henry Drummond

If you think you have the answers to everything, you've not been asked the right questions — Steven Aitchison