Jovito Mijares Quotes & Sayings

It helps if you don't think of them as human. More than one officer has called this job pest control. — Christine Amsden

The difference between a Miracle and a Fact is exactly the difference between a mermaid and a seal. — Mark Twain

If the world didn't suck we would all fall off. — Julie Allen

I couldn't compete with Honesty,

With her dark blonde hair streaked with auburn,
With her captivating blue eyes,
With her legs that stretched into forever.
She had the brains,
The body,
The perfect resume for girlfriend.

And me?
I had the perfect resume for
Best friend.
All the boys said so. — Elana Johnson

I was an afterthought, five thousand years later. A mistake, because Ciana was gone. I was the dissonant note on the end of a masterpiece symphony. I was the brushstroke that ruined the painting. — Jodi Meadows