Jossy Plumbing Quotes & Sayings

You can't get hurt if you're already standing in the flames. — C.M. Stunich

Gee, I am a complete Luddite when it comes to computers, I can barely log on! — Jonathan Shapiro

Everything happens so much. — Unknown

Yeah, well, I finally stopped smoking for good. — Liam Neeson

I'd convinced myself it would have been different if he'd been as ugly on the outside as he was on the inside, but he wasn't. He was cruel beauty, a sculpture, a god, and I couldn't tear my eyes from him. I'd seen his expression soften in the dungeon with the whip. I'd do anything to have him look at me like that again, no matter how insane he was. — Kitty Thomas

We are animals descended from five billion years of wanting, striving, and seeking. And life just doesn't cooperate. So we suffer. And so the solution to that problem is to upgrade our minds, in a distinctly 'unnatural' way, so that the mind clings less and lets go more. — Jay Michaelson

To have a functioning body and not to use it is like having 20/20 vision and never opening your eyes. — Bill Phillips

Ever try to hold a butterfly? It can't be done. You damage them, he said. 'As gentle as you try to be, you take the powder from their wings and they won't ever fly the same. It's kinder to let them go. — Susanna Kearsley

By practicing Buddhist Yoga, you can become happy, ecstatic and free in your current incarnation, even if you have never been that way before in any of your past lives. — Frederick Lenz

Never tell your wife she's bad in bed. She'll go out and get a second opinion. — Rodney Dangerfield