Joshing Around Quotes & Sayings

The villains have turned into heroes. The heroes have turned into heals. — Waylon Jennings

I've got a sister who races motorcycles and another sister who's a Holy Roller preacher. — Billy Carter

A man thinks he owns things, and it is he who is owned — Andre Gide

Evolution has been observed. It's just that it hasn't been observed while it's happening. — Richard Dawkins

I hold that any religion that satisfies the individual urge is valid for that person. — Zora Neale Hurston

Why was the human race created? Or at least why wasn't something creditable created in place of it? God had His opportunity. He could have made a reputation. But no, He must commit this grotesque folly - a lark which must have cost Him a regret or two when He came to think it over and observe effects. — Mark Twain

If you do what you love, it is the best way to relax. — Christian Louboutin

I want for India complete independence in the full English sense of that English term. — Mahatma Gandhi

The fundamental way of getting public approval is to deserve it. — Arthur W. Page