Josh Billings Dog Quotes & Sayings

Don't mistake pleasure for happiness. They are a different breed of dogs. — Josh Billings

The man who gets bit twice by the same dog is better adapted for that kind of business than any other. — Josh Billings

I never question a success, any more than I do the right of a bulldog to lie in his own gateway. — Josh Billings

A man running for office puts me in mind of a dog that's lost-he smells everybody he meets, and wags himself all over. — Josh Billings

A puppy plays with every pup he meets, but an old dog has few associates. — Josh Billings

The dog that will follow everbody ain't worth a curse. — Josh Billings

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself. — Josh Billings

Money will buy a pretty good dog, but it won't buy the wag of his tail. — Josh Billings

Newfoundland dogs are good to save children from drowning, but you must have a pond of water handy and a child, or else there will be no profit in boarding a Newfoundland. — Josh Billings

In the whole history of the world there is but one thing that money cannot buy ... to wit
the wag of a dog's tail. — Josh Billings