Joseline Diaz Quotes & Sayings

I don't write jokes first. I write down topics. I think of what I want to talk about, and then I write the jokes - they don't write me ... And even if you don't think it's funny, you won't think it's boring. You might disagree, but you'll listen. And maybe even laugh as you disagree. — Chris Rock

For any writer who wants to keep a journal, be alive to everything, not just to what you're feeling, but also to your pets, to flowers, to what you're reading. — May Sarton

The only one who wanted to be free. Surprise, surprise. CHAPTER — J.R. Ward

I can always tell when people have had plastic surgery. — Sheryl Crow

while some things may not be scientifically provable, they can still be true nonetheless. — William Paul Young

Nirvana bears no resemblance to anything in your current perceptual field. — Frederick Lenz

The possibility of injury or death was a strong attraction: as the online world became more and more pre-edited and slicked up, and as even its so-called reality sites raised questions about authenticity in the minds of the viewers, the rough, unpolished physical world was taking on a mystic allure. — Margaret Atwood

In L.A., I don't really want to go out because traffic sucks so bad. I'm sorry, I'm not going to spend five hours a day in my car, so you have to choose where you live very carefully. — Holly Madison

What fetched me instantly (and thousands of other newcomers with me) was the subtle but unmistakable sense of escape from the United States. — H.L. Mencken

If I could sell 500 million records every time, it would be great. But I've also had the luxury experience of having it when I was a teenager, in a very kind of model version of it. — Alanis Morissette

If you're constantly frightened of being unhappy, how bloody exhausting must that be? — Helen McCrory

We were left with nothing because of a love like acid that ate its way through our entire family. — R.D. Ronald

Anything with the ability to reduce my world-weary husband to a stammering mess while giving him such pleasure deserved a serious time investment. — Kylie Scott