Josafat Online Quotes & Sayings

I don't hit it as far as a lot of guys do, so I have to be in the right spot in the fairway to score, and that means driving it well. The two biggest keys for me are to make a good transition and to keep my hands ahead of the clubhead through impact. I want to feel as if my swing is two swings: one going back and another coming down. — Zach Johnson

Scientists have found a way to keep middle-aged female mice from going through menopause. Now they're working on a way to keep middle-aged male mice from buying expensive sports cars. — Conan O'Brien

Hey maybe you have Alice in Wonderland Syndrome! — Jandy Nelson

The basic story for the opener is that word came through the bar that someone got knifed and killed up on the Moon Walk. It turns out to be one of the quarter regulars that everybody knows, including Maestro and Bone. — Robert Asprin

Do three things well, not ten things badly. — David Segrove

A novelist is similar to a triathlete. Train hard every day. You will be timed and measured. Budget to promote, grow, and be without fear. — Caroline Gerardo

Let others hail the rising sun: I bow to that whose course is run. — David Garrick

School used to be an escape. Now it's just another place with too much pressure, too much confrontation, & so not enough joy. — Ellen Hopkins

I want to stay in the ocean. I'm not going to be able to do that from some holding cell in Japan. — Paul Watson