Jordane Cosmetics Quotes & Sayings

[On softball:] Diamonds are a dyke's best friend. — Yvonne Zipter

Being a senior doesn't automatically make one wise but the wise & foolish alike have things to teach us. — Allan Lokos

The first type of man is a follower. He does not have the courage or will to think for himself. The second type of man is a thinker. He dictates his own reality and does think for himself. The third type of man is a student and a teacher. He is one that learns from others and life. He thinks for himself and he also teaches others the lessons he's learned from his experiences. — Therone Shellman

She spun the car through a right turn that would have killed us all had we been minor characters. — Daniel Handler

I told myself that I'll do everything within my power to never let that happen again. — Andre Ward

The 'Bourne' movies are great in their own ways; it introduces a whole other sort of allegory about the Bush years. The secrecy and the threats of a big global organization. — Chris Terrio

I'm the only Red in our family! You know my father, my brother, my brother-in-law, my 14-year-old niece and two of my uncles are all City season ticket holders. So I'm gonna say 5-0 to United! — Ian Brown

Learning about factory farms and their horrendous treatment of animals is what made me become vegetarian in the first place. I also support the education of the public on adopting pets from animal shelters or saving homeless animals off the street in lieu of buying them from pet shops. — Laura Mennell

On a sea floor that looks like a sandy mud bottom, that at first glance might appear to be sand and mud, when you look closely and sit there as I do for a while and just wait, all sorts of creatures show themselves, with little heads popping out of the sand. It is a metropolis. — Sylvia Earle

I get the feeling more and more that religion is being left behind. — Richard Dawkins

I have a belief that if I wear my placenta in a necklace, there's a possibility of me gaining second sight - like being psychic. I would be wearing it whether or not I was in the public eye. — Kesha

Nice ass, but not his type. But thank feck his dick still worked. — C.D. Brennan

There must be something better than this world, and the world must be better than this. — Brian Francis Slattery