Jontron Goosebumps Quotes & Sayings

To consider oneself different from ordinary men is wrong, but it is right to hope that one will not remain like ordinary men. — Yoshida Shoin

When I need to feel motivated, I might repeat, 'I am inspired, disciplined and energized' out loud two or three hundred times. — Robin S. Sharma

An evil deed, like fresh milk, does not go bad suddenly. Smouldering, like fire covered by ashes, the evil deed follows the fool. — Gautama Buddha

I get tired of myself pretty fast. So I can't imagine other people don't get tired of me. — Paul Giamatti

Omaha is a little like Newark, without Newark's glamour. — Joan Rivers

English Bohemianism is a curiously unluscious fruit ... Inside this hothouse, huge lascivious orchids slide sensuously up the sweating windows, passion-flowers cross-pollinate in wild heliotrope abandon, lotuses writhe with poppies in the sweet warm beds, kumquats ripen, open and plop flatly to the floor-and outside, in a neat, trimly-hoed kitchen-garden, English bohemians sit in cold orderly rows, like carrots. — Alan Coren

He didn't know what the feeling was, but it was like a Phoenix rising from the ashes of his almost-dead soul. How dramatic. Take that, Shakespeare. — Carly Fall

Industry and frugality, as the means of procuring wealth ... thereby [secures] virtue, it being more difficult for a man in want to act always honestly ... — Benjamin Franklin

Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards. — Benjamin Franklin

Money can't buy you happiness, but it can buy you a yacht big enough to sail right up along side it. — David Lee Roth

MTV made a huge impact. Heavy rotation took you from selling 1m albums to 20m albums, and that meant a lot of dough. — Ozzy Osbourne

People talk vaguely about the innocence of a little child, but they take mighty good care not to let it out of their sight for twenty minutes. — Hector Hugh Munro

At electric speed, all forms are pushed to the limits of their potential. — Marshall McLuhan

Becoming hard at heart isn't an intersection in your brain where you have a choice to turn left or right. It's coming to a dead end, and you just keep going, over the cliff, unable to stop the inevitable, because the truth is you just don't want to. — Penelope Douglas

When men hire themselves out to shoot other men to order, asking nothing about the justice of their cause, I don't care if they are shot themselves. — Herbert Spencer