Jonathan Legard Quotes & Sayings

Love is like a booger, you pick and pick at it. Then when you get it you wonder how to get rid of it. — Mae West

Here's a freebie: Don't play poker with a kid who can read minds. — James Patterson

How could you not wanna be in 'Doctor Who' at least once in your career? — Ben Browder

I want a steamy little Jewish Princess with over-worked gums, who squeaks when she cums. I don't want no troll, I just want a Yemenite hole. — Frank Zappa

Maybe am too much on men, but sincerely, today's man has literally grown indolent in love. He fast falls asleep even before night conversations begin — Francis Otieno

The Consul gripped the edges of the mat with fingers gone white. He had tied the strap of his duffel bag around his belt, otherwise the bag would have tumbled off to a glacier far below. — Dan Simmons

I feel all shadows of the universe multiplied deep inside my skin. — Virginia Woolf

The best society, the best human existence, arrives when humans most closely determine the truth, and act on the truth, and separate it from superstition, falsity, or misinformation. And there is no better system for determining the truth than free speech: Testing the validity of an idea in the waters of public discussion and debate ... — Dave Rodgers

No one can escape their past. The sins we've committed ... and the sadness we've caused ... No matter how far we run, our past remains, as ever-present as the moon in the sky. It looms in wait ... for the day when we are forced to face it. But only in doing so can we truly make peace and move on in hope towards tomorrow. — Phoenix Wright

You see, my brethren, my heart is full; I could almost say it is too big to speak, and yet too big to be silent, without dropping a word to you. — George Whitefield

The stench of the trail of Ego in our History. It is ego - ego, the fountain cry, origin, sole source of war. — George Meredith

Spiritual teaching must always be by symbols. — Mary Baker Eddy