Jomblo Funny Quotes & Sayings

I can accept the theory of relativity as little as I can accept the existence of atoms and other such dogmas. — Ernst Mach

The key to success is to do the next right thing right. — Don Meyer

I know not if the dark or bright shall be by lot; if that wherein my hopes delight be best or not. — Henry Alford

I know that if I had a television in my flat I would convince myself that everything on it was really interesting. I would say, 'I'm a Celebrity - Get Me Out of Here!' is so sociologically fascinating that I think I'd better watch. — Brian Eno

Now that you've had other men to use as a basis for comparison,how do I rate?" he teased.
"That's an adolescent question," Lauren retorted scornfully. — Judith McNaught

... it is to your credit that you recognize that if he was a monster then it was other monstrous things which made him so. The iron forged on the anvil cannot be blamed for the hammer... — Terry Pratchett

Any time you write history, you insert your opinion. You pick and choose what you are going to write about. I feel really happy not inserting myself. I spend too much of my life inserting myself. It's just great to let other people carry the narrative. — Gail Collins

He had wanted more than he could physically give, and so his walk had become a battle against himself, and he had failed. — Rachel Joyce

Death was in the atmosphere. Only the yellow weeds in the meadow were excited by living. — Patrick Kavanagh

As water downs ships but upholds leaves,
and as fires burn cities but refines gold,
so do life's troubles propel the meek to greatness
and the proud to ruin. — Matshona Dhliwayo

So you know cats are interesting. They are kind of like girls. If they come and talk to you it's great. But if you try to talk to them it doesn't always go so well. — Shigeru Miyamoto

Love requires imagination more than experience. — Simon Van Booy

I think everybody in this world should be loved. — Lee Taemin