Jokublog Quotes & Sayings

My exposure to visual art all my life was intensive. — Charles Gwathmey

To establish yourself as an actress, you have to become well known. A girl just starting out, I would tell her to concentrate on acting, but she doesn't have to go around wearing blankets. — Jayne Mansfield

GOD GIVES US ONLY WHAT WE CAN HANDLE. APPARENTLY, GOD THINKS I'M A BADASS. - BUMPER STICKER — Darynda Jones

The lower your decolletage, the less the need for conversation. — Connie Brockway

Guess everything with real love is going to be super fucked up and fuck the people up until they can't be fucked no more and then some. — Alyse M. Gardner

In the end, you can slap a pretty label on it - like serendipity or fate. Or you can believe that it's just the random way life unfolds. — Emily Giffin

I however don't go to clubs to show off and to be seen, and certainly not to make statements. I just want to be able to quietly watch a band. — Ritchie Blackmore

Messi the best player in the world by far. I don't think we'll ever see a player like him again. — Tito Vilanova

The most amazing mechanism in the known universe is the human brain; it takes in information all the time then uses it, all of which is happening, of course, without human knowledge. Typical ... — Amanda Dubin

It is hard to cement any relations with any country based on promises that may not be deliverable. — Jim Leach

Honey, that book is about vampires. Those don't exist. — C.B. Conwy

IN OUR SOCIETY, MARCUS, the most admired men are those who build bridges, skyscrapers, and empires. But in reality, the proudest and most admirable are those who manage to build love. Because there is no greater or more difficult undertaking. — Joel Dicker

I never found anybody I wanted to lose everything for. — Christina Lee