Jokl Quotes & Sayings

You know, the commander-in-chief's first responsibility is look out for those in uniform who fight the wars. — Lindsey Graham

Maybe one day I'll read something that helps to explain it, something that offers some justifiable reason for my insanity's existence. — Alessandra Torre

It tasted good going down, but the megaload of carbs and fat induced negative post-ingestive feedback — Mark Schatzker

What do you need the phone for, Alec?"
"We just need it," Alec said impatiently. "Izzy-"
"If you're texting Magnus to say 'I think ur kewl,' I'm going to kill you."
"Who's Magnus?" Max inquired.
"He's a warlock," said Alec.
"A sexy, sexy warlock," Isabelle told Max, ignoring Alec's look of total fury. — Cassandra Clare

The average man," explained the late Dr. Ernst Jokl, "loses fifty percent of his muscle mass between the ages of eighteen and sixty-five. — Arnold Schwarzenegger

Before my wife turned vegetarian, I'd always thought of her as completely unremarkable in every way — Han Kang

Let them call it mischief: When it is past and prospered t'will be virtue. — Ben Jonson

The things you read will fashion you by slowly conditioning your mind. — A.W. Tozer

It's been a year and nine month since we broke up. It's almost the second spring since then. When I turn 20 in March, I'm going to buy myself a much deserved present. A one way ticket to Tokyo. As for luggage, all I need is my guitar and my smokes. - Nana — Ai Yazawa

Put on some tea. I'm coming over. And don't even think about having another childish fit and leaving the apartment. You might have given Ronan Fitzpatrick the slip, but I will hunt you down and make your life very uncomfortable until I am satisfied that you've learned your lesson. You can't run away from people who care about you and are invested in your success and happiness. It's a dick move, Annie. Don't be a dick. — L. H. Cosway

Our Nation must defend the sanctity of marriage. — George W. Bush