Jokingly Define Quotes & Sayings

I did the 'Justice League' thing the wrong way. I read too much on the Internet. You can't do that. The Internet is the devil. Or the Internet is not the devil - the comment boards are the devil. — D.J. Cotrona

Happiness is found by embracing life's simplicities. — T.L. Seacliff

Let those who drink not, but austerely dine, dry up in law; the Muses smell of wine. — Horace

Pleasure resorts are like film stars and royalty ... embarrassed by the figures they cut in the fantasies of people who have never met them. — Doris Lessing

If someone is going out of his way to ignore you, he is not ignoring you, he is obsessed by you. — Ziad K. Abdelnour

If someone realises the piece they are wearing is inspired by me then it only broadens my audience. — Alexander Wang

Just because it won't last doesn't mean it isn't worth something. — Nina De Gramont

I feel the best after a workout - I'm sweaty and exhausted, but it also gives me an energy I really like. — Hilary Rhoda