Jokesters Jokes Quotes & Sayings

Is the price of happiness not weighed in the cost of commitment, the value of life's experience in the plurality of existence and measured in a love shared? — Don Swann II

You can buy attention (advertising). You can beg for attention from the media (PR). You can bug people one at a time to get attention (sales). Or you can earn attention by creating something interesting and valuable and then publishing it online for free. — David Meerman Scott

Lately, the only thing keeping me from being a serial killer is my distaste for manual labor. — Scott Adams

Innocence has a friend in heaven. — Friedrich Schiller

Life - such as it is - always seems to get in the way — Megan McCafferty

Hatred the only moving force, a petulant unhappy striving - childhood the only happiness, and that unknowing; then the continual battle that cannot ever possibly be won; a losing fight against ill-health - poverty for nearly all. Life is a long disease with only one termination and its last years are appalling: weak, racked by the stone, rheumatismal pains, senses going, friends, family, occupation gone, a man must pray for imbecility or a heart of stone. All under sentence of death, often ignominious,frequently agonizing: and then the unspeakable levity with which the faint chance of happiness is thrown away for some jealousy, tiff, sullenness, private vanity, mistaken sense of honour, that deadly, weak and silly notion. — Patrick O'Brian

A year ago I came here without a nickle in my pocket, now, I've got a nickle in my pocket. — Groucho Marx

SEEING BELIEVING what's in front of you is not necessarily the entire story — Susane Colasanti

I still eat sushi, though I'm trying my best to have my last sushi roll. — Kim Basinger

And I had the feeling he was far out ahead of me then and in many things. Any time spent with your child is partly a damn sad time, the sadness of life a-going, bright, vivid, each time a last. A loss. A glimpse into what could've been. It can be corrupting. I — Richard Ford

Nobody actually creates perfect code the first time around, except me. But there's only one of me. — Linus Torvalds

There's a lot of egos with actors. We certainly don't like to be directed by other actors, or anything like that. — Robert Kazinsky

My dad and I hunted and fished together. How could I get angry at this man who took the time to be with me? — James Dobson

I get pigeonholed into type-A personality characters, but I'm really not type A. I'm kind of a spaz. — Alison Brie