Jokesmithing Quotes & Sayings

How clear one's own desires become once they are made impossible. — Cornelia Funke

I'm not an advocate of drugs. I'm an advocate of psychedelics. — Terence McKenna

When I took over, the economy had almost collapsed. I told Malawians we needed to pass through difficult times. Two days ago I even cut my own salary by 30% to show we are making sacrifices. — Joyce Banda

While I prepared to poison my girlfriend, I sorted through the previous day's post — Andrew K. Lawston

What you wish to be, be. — Lailah Gifty Akita

You kick a dog long enough, and eventually it will bite. — Adriana Trigiani

When I step on the field, it's on. I know it's time to go to work. — Ray Lewis

I would be jokesmithing. I had files with tons of disses that I would try to write as I was on the train going to school. — John Leguizamo

Kiss me yet once again, the last, long kiss, Until I draw your soul within my lips And drink down all your love. — Edith Hamilton

There is a major ingredient missing from our perception of how changes are brought about; that ingredient is power. — Paul Wellstone

Everything in the phenomenal universe is straight line and circle. The horizon, our heads, arms, electrons, the oceans, planets and stars. Their principle function is to radiate. The task of the human being is also to radiate. — Alonzo King

Imagine that
a country that's supposed to be a democracy, supposed to be for freedom and all of that kind of stuff when they want to draft you and put you in the army and send you to Saigon to fight for them
and then you've got to turn around and all night long discuss how you're going to just get a right to register and vote without being murdered. Why, that's the most hypocritical government since the world began! — Malcolm X

I knew we were in for a long season when we lined up for the national anthem on opening day and one of my players said, 'Every time I hear that song I have a bad game.' — Jim Leyland

A hopeful disposition is not the sole qualification to be a prophet. — Winston Churchill

There are different kinds of love, Sarah. I feel one kind of love for your father. A special kind. Another kind for Warren. And still a different kind for you children.' She smiled at me. 'Heaven rue the day we can't feel love for one another. I wouldn't want to live in such a world, would you? — Ann Rinaldi