Jokes Are Half Meant True Quotes & Sayings

If dark matter and dark energy are 95 percent of everything, shouldn't we all be asking questions about that? What does that look like? — Shea Hembrey

You came to me this morning
And you handled me like meat
You'd have to be a man to know
How good that feels, how sweet — Leonard Cohen

We shouldn't leave the work of politics to people who run for public office. — Hillary Clinton

I actually don't believe in big government, and half the time I'm never quite sure I believe in government, generally. — Sebastian Coe

By rights you're a king. If I was you, I'd call for a new deal. — O. Henry

Change doesn't begin when we get knocked on our ass. It begins the moment we decide to get back up on our own feet — Dwayne Johnson

Repeat to Yourself, "Life Isn't an Emergency — Anonymous

I believe there is no other way to create decent livelihoods for the world's poorest people than to connect them to global markets as producers, and on fair terms. — Leila Janah