Quotes & Sayings About Jokes 2015

I don't believe in fad diets. — Jenny Craig

I'm kind of surprised that so many of those other books were almost exactly like mine. They even follow the form. There were some books that even copied the stamp. It shows so little imagination. — Don Novello

I wasn't a person who was longing forever to have a baby; the desire came up suddenly. — Rachel Weisz

I'm often accused of being ahead of my time, but it's simply not true. The truth is that everybody else is behind. — Brian Eno

I've never really found it hard to stay away from a chick before. Hell, I've never had reason to try. But this time I do. There's something different about Olivia. I want her in my bed. Like, now. But she's ... I don't know. I get the feeling she requires a gentler, more careful touch. She's a challenge.
And damn, if I don't love a challenge! — M. Leighton

Poetry is a connection to a change within you. — Katerina Stoykova Klemer

A little boy, he can play like he's a fireman or a cop
although fewer and fewer are pretending to be cops, thank God
or a deep-sea diver or a quarterback or a spaceman or a rock 'n roll star or a cowboy, or anything else glamorous and exciting (Author's note: What about a novelist, Jellybean?), and although chances are by the time he's in high school he'll get channeled into safer, duller ambitions, the great truth is, he can be any of those things, realize any of those fantasies, if he has the strength, nerve and sincere desire ... But little girls? Podner, you know that story as well as me. Give 'em doll babies, tea sets and toy stoves. And if they show a hankering for more bodacious playthings, call 'em tomboy, humor 'em for a few years and then slip 'em the bad news ... And the reality is, we got about as much chance of growing up to be cowgirls as Eskimos have got being vegetarians. — Tom Robbins

The structural difference between enantiomers can be serious with respect to the actions of synthetic drugs. — Ryoji Noyori

Failure to plan is planning to fail — Frances Greenslade