Jokers Comedy Quotes & Sayings

If I was a flower growing wild and free
All I'd want is you to be my sweet honey bee.
And if I was a tree growing tall and greeen
All I'd want is you to shade me and be my leaves — Barry Louis Polisar

How come abbreviated is such a long word? — Steven Wright

Astronomy is written for astronomers — Nicolaus Copernicus

I also have this incredible love for women. — Kevyn Aucoin

I came here to be for all and with all,
and what I do today in my solitude
will be echoed tomorrow by the multitude.
What I say now with one heart
will be said tomorrow by thousands of hearts ... — Kahlil Gibran

It was as if these memories had been hibernating in him, not dead but merely dormant, weathering out, and now they stumbled out of their thousand dens. — Anthony Doerr