Joker Suicide Squad Quotes & Sayings

How close, Frost?"
"Real close, boss. I swear on my life."
Joker slowly looked up, eyes glistening with black hope. The fire in his madness was still burning.
"If you're going to swear, swear on something that matters. — Marv Wolfman

You have to be serious-minded in business, but not take yourself seriously. — Diego Della Valle

You're looking...good enough to eat. Figuratively speaking, I'm strictly vegan. — Marv Wolfman

Be in the habit of getting up bright and early on the weekends. Why waste such precious time in bed? — Marilyn Vos Savant

Compulsive eating is an emotional problem, and we use an emotional approach to its solution. — Jean Nidetch

The language of [Catholic] mysticism - its repeated attempts to lay consciousness itself bare and speak all the intensely opposing yet interconnected parts of it that cannot be spoken. — Helen Oyeyemi

Pop, pop, sounded in the air, and the two wild geese fell dead among the rushes, and the water was tinged with blood. — Hans Christian Andersen

(after Monster T shot himself)
"Smart guy," Joker said, and he laughed. "Lotta brains. — Marv Wolfman

My friends say I make them laugh a lot, so I think that somewhere in me is a little comedic ability that comes out in the most inappropriate or unexpected moments. I did a lot of sketch comedy years ago. That's always in me. — Selenis Leyva

It is every woman's dream to be some man's dream woman. — Barbra Streisand

The important thing, once you get 'em laughing, is to keep 'em laughing until you're through. With a 90-minute feature, you've got to stop the laughter and then pick it up again, which is tough. — Hal Roach

Lies can be wonderful things, and when a lie is told artfully, if it's done with a degree of craftsmanship, I can't help but admire the liar. — Patrick DeWitt

Philanthropic people lose all sense of humanity. It is their distinguishing
characteristic. — Oscar Wilde

But it was the second guy who caught my eye. Like the girl, he, too, paused by the door, seeming even more wary than she looked. The sunlight streaming in through the windows highlighted the rich honey in his dark chocolate brown hair, even as it cast his face in shadow. The tan skin of his arms resembled marble - hard, but smooth and supple at the same time.
He must have passed through the mist spewed up by the fountain outside, because his black T-shirt was wet in places and the damp patches clung to his skin. The wetness allowed me to see just how muscled his chest was. Oh, yeah, I totally ogled that part of him, right up until I spotted the silver cuff on his right wrist.
Given the angle, I couldn't tell what crest was stamped into the metal, but I glanced at the others, who also wore cuffs. I sighed. So they belonged to some Family then. Wonderful. This day just kept getting better. — Jennifer Estep

Carbon dioxide is natural. It is not harmful. It is part of Earth's life cycle. — Michele Bachmann

Bad putting is due more to the effect the green has upon the player than it has upon the action of the ball. — Bobby Jones