Jokeless Quotes & Sayings

How often, on this great spinning ball where we're all just struggling to lead our tiny lives, do you get to see evidence of God's grace and know, the way you know your name, that at least for a little while, maybe just a few seconds, you can stop worrying, and take a deep breath, because things are all right? — Natalie Baszile

Love is a banana. First you peel it, and then you roll on the condom. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

I always work on New Year's Eve, no matter what. — Debbie Harry

Let my words
be as clear as glass,
a window to my soul. — Sarah Wagstaff

My brain is a vast, barren, jokeless plain where wolves howl at the moon over rocky overhangs and the wind kicks up twists of sand and tumbleweed. — Craig Silvey

In the past, Google has used teams of humans to 'read' its street address images - in essence, to render images into actionable data. But using neural network technology, the company has trained computers to extract that data automatically - and with a level of accuracy that meets or beats human operators. — John Battelle

Read something no one else is reading, think something no one else is thinking, and do something no one else is doing."

Unknown — Danny L. Deaube

Breakfast should always come before sleuthing. — Shannon Hale

He that lives to forever, never fears dying. — William Penn

Age is not the flight of years; it is the dawn of wisdom in the mind of man. — Joseph Murphy

We teach best what we most need to learn. — Richard Bach

Hatred is active displeasure, envy passive. We need not wonder that envy turns to soon to hatred. — Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

Don't fall in love with politicians, they're all a disappointment. They can't help it, they just are. — Peggy Noonan

I think we're the only jokeless show on television. I mean really, we have no setups and no punch lines. It's not a joke show. There are funny lines and funny moments but again the comedy is born of the human experience and awkward pauses are a great part of what it is to be human. — Rainn Wilson

Wisdom without Christ brings bitterness; with Christ it brings compassion. — Criss Jami