Jokamiehen Quotes & Sayings

If I ever own a restaurant, I will never allow the waiters to ask if the diners like their dishes. Particularly when they're talking. — Orson Welles

On the whole I prefer cats to women because cats seldom if ever use the word 'relationship'. — Kinky Friedman

Your lips are so soft and girly. I really must know what you use on them. — Leia Shaw

Whether on the ground of materialism, or of intellect, or of spirituality, the compensation that is given by the Lord to every one impartially is exactly the same. Therefore we must not think that we are the saviours of the world. We can teach the world, a good many things, and we can learn a good many things from it too. We can teach the world only what it is waiting for. — Swami Vivekananda

You know what my boss says? He says that skepticism is a good watchdog if you know when to take the leash off. — Rex Stout

I could never put anything into a picture that wasn't actually there in front of me. That would be a pointless lie, a mere bit of artfulness. — Lucian Freud

There are some people who have helped to advance me and other girls, but the fashion industry is always behind popular culture. They think they understand the zeitgeist. They don't know anything about the zeitgeist. — Iman

You know we poor artists have to show ourselves in society from time to time, just to remind the public that we are not savages. — Oscar Wilde