Jojo Diavolo Quotes & Sayings

Most experts today subscribe to some variations of the incongruity theory, the idea that humor arises when people discover there's an inconsistency between what they expect to happen and what actually happens. Or, as seventeenth-century French philosopher Blaise Pascal put it when he first came up with the concept, "Nothing produces laughter more than a surprising disproportion between that which one expects and that which one sees. — Joel Warner

My abilities on the computer are limited pretty much to iTunes and YouTube. I check my email as much as anybody, but I'm more old-fashioned in a certain sense. — Josh Hartnett

As you think, so you are.
As you continue to think, so you remain. — Me

The supreme quality for leadership is unquestionably integrity. Without it, no real success is possible, no matter whether it is on a section gang, a football field, in an army, or in an office. — Dwight D. Eisenhower

Inspired people Inspire people. — Dr Lloyd Magangeni

The causes of life's history [cannot] resolve the riddle of life's meaning. — Stephen Jay Gould

Many people do remember their births, but they deny it. — Yoko Ono

Shortly before ten o'clock the stillness of the air grew quite oppressive, and the silence was so marked that the bleating of a sheep inland or the barking of a dog in the town was distinctly heard, and the band on the pier, with its lively French air, was like a dischord in the great harmony of nature's silence. A little after midnight came a strange sound from over the sea, and high overhead the air began to carry a strange, faint, hollow booming. — Bram Stoker

Common sense has become an uncommon virtue. — Amit Abraham

The mindset that I have on every project I take on is, 'How do I make this interesting enough for me to want to stop and look at it?' So in that regard, what I do behind the camera, whether it's still or motion picture, is the same. — Aaron Ruell

I am whatever you make me, nothing more. I am your belief in yourself, your dream of what a people may become ... I am the clutch of an idea, and the reasoned purpose of resolution. I am no more than you believe me to be and I am all that you believe I can be. I am whatever you make me, nothing more. — Franklin Knight Lane

I played back every empty sigh, every night I slept alone, and saw what I never wanted to see before - a lost girl crying out to me for help. I just noticed too late. — Ashley D. Wallis

With my talent, I can make people laugh and give them another attitude about life. What a blessing that is for me. — Doris Roberts

The enemy is the necessary condition for practicing patience. — Dalai Lama XIV