Joinery Shop Quotes & Sayings

The best kind of friend is the kind you sit with, never say a word and walk away feeling like it was the best conversation you ever had. — Steven Wright

Faithful horoscope-watching, practiced daily, provides just the sort of small but warm and infinitely reassuring fillip that gets matters off to a spirited start. — Shana Alexander

If someone thinks I'm posh, it just shows how lowly they are. Some people think I went to Eton. I'm far too stupid to get into Eton. — Sebastian Horsley

Advise well before you begin, and when you have maturely considered, then act with promptitude. — Sallust

Oz- where all your worst nightmares come true — Danielle Paige

A sodomite got very excited looking at a zoology text. Does this make it pornography? — Stanislaw Jerzy Lec

I guess I just wasn't meant to dance. — Ted McGinley

I'm more cerebral than I want to be. — Chris Pine

All things are created twice, but not all first creations are by conscious design. In our personal lives, if we do not develop our own self-awareness and become responsible for first creations, we empower other people and circumstances outside our Circle of Influence to shape much of our lives by default. We reactively live the scripts handed to us by family, associates, other people's agendas, the pressures of circumstance - scripts from our earlier years, from our training, our conditioning. — Stephen Covey

Tiffany's pale faced turned to green and I involuntarily took a step back, half expecting an Exorcist-style stream of vomit to shoot out of her gaping mouth. — Kim Harrington