Joias One Quotes & Sayings

Valentine's Day is the day when you remember that Cupid was a lousy shot. — Milton Berle

Heaven and earth fight in vain against a dunce! — Friedrich Schiller

The earliest sensation at the onset of illness, often preceding the recognition of identifiable symptoms, is apprehension. Something has gone wrong, and a glimpse of mortality shifts somewhere deep in the mind. It is the most ancient of our fears. — Lewis Thomas

Sometimes the greatest thing to come out of all your hard work isn't what you GET for it, but what you BECOME for it. — Steve Maraboli

For every thousand hacking at the leaves of evil, there is one striking at the root - Thoreau — Stephen Covey

The breadth and depth of what dogs do for our happiness and longevity is pretty remarkable. — Marty Becker

Only pain makes it grow stronger. One sorrow makes it kind. Contentment makes it wither, and joy seems to build walls around it. The heart is perverse, and it is cruel. I hate the heart and seems to hate me. — Douglas Coupland

I will get up. I will get dressed. I will find the love of my life. Right after I finish this chapter. — Trudy Wallis

The universe has fascinated mankind for many, many years, dating back to the very earliest episodes of Star Trek, when the brave crew of the Enterprise set out, wearing pajamas, to explore the boundless voids of space, which turned out to be as densely populated as Queens, New York. Virtually every planet they found was inhabited, usually by evil beings with cheap costumes and Russian accents, so finally the brave crew of the Enterprise returned to Earth to gain weight and make movies. — Dave Barry

As I write, I am reminded of that passage from the Bible - the one that is read at every wedding: "When I was a child, I spake as a child, I understood as a child, I thought as a child." Now, I understand as an adult. Maybe for the first time in my life. This article would break my mother's heart, and perhaps even worse, her spirit. That didn't matter to me a week ago; in fact, I wanted to hurt her then. My only excuse: then I was a child. — Kristin Hannah

Men lie, who lack courage to tell truth
the cowards! — Joaquin Miller

When you're dealing with subjective matters, there's no wrong or right answer, it's just, "What do we think is best for the show?" — Rob McElhenney