John Woodson Quotes & Sayings

Before you throw it away, let Mighty Mendit save the day. — Billy Mays

I know vegetarians don't like to hear this, but God made an awful lot of land that's good for nothing but grazing. — Molly Ivins

"Dost thou understand? I love thee!" he cried again."What love!" said the unhappy girl with a shudder.He resumed,
"The love of a damned soul. — Victor Hugo

What else is soul but a listener? — William H Gass

I know I am the first female celebrity in the world who has allowed herself to be filmed like that in an operating theatre. — Brigitte Nielsen

Jack Woodson is currently living and working in Dallas, TX. He has forty children, and all of them have different mothers. — John Pearson

There are two types of wine essentially, and everybody knows this. There's the one where you drink it and go, "Mmmm, well that's ok, can we get 8 of those please, give us 8 of those." There's the other one, you know, where you go "Ga ... bt ... jesus, WHAT is that?" Very, very occasionally I concede you will hit a subtle one. You know, where you go "Ga ... ba ... ah, actually that's not that bad, that is. It's quite nice." — Dylan Moran

The story knows itself better than the writer does at some point, knows what's being said before the writer figures out how to say it. — Joy Williams