Joey Caruso Quotes & Sayings

Musical comedies aren't written, they are rewritten. — Stephen Sondheim

My old mom told me, 'Robert, you can't go to heaven if you hate anybody.' We practice that. There are white niggers. I've seen a lot of white niggers in my time. I'm going to use that word. We just need to work together to make our country a better country, and I'd just as soon quit talking about it so much. — Robert Byrd

He who brings kola brings life. — Chinua Achebe

But one of the big lessons I have learned from my journey is you can't please everyone, so don't try. — Chris Colfer

How could a person be clumsy, just standing? And yet she felt she was, as clumsy as one of those blocks of boxwood being seasoned there, unshaped, indelicate. — Margo Lanagan

Introverts understand; the loneliest human in history was just happy to have a few minutes of peace and quiet. — Randall Munroe

I think of myself as a highly sexual creature. — Charlize Theron

Revenge was an odd thing it could motivate a person like nothing else. It was my opinion that people who lacked motivation in life had a deficit of revenge. That wasn't my problem, though.
When it came to revenge, I had an abundant surplus. — Nicole Williams

I don't do lunch. Corrupt artifact of late capitalism. Breakfast maybe? — Thomas Pynchon