Joel Kovel Quotes & Sayings

A Roman centurion walks into a bar and orders a martinus.

The bartender says, "Don't you mean a martini?"

The centurion answers, "If I wanted a double I would have ordered it. — Harlan Wolff

I get a friend to travel with me ... I need somebody to bring me back to who I am. It's hard to be alone. — Leonardo DiCaprio

Loving her was easy, a skill he had picked up methodically until one day he did it without thought. — Sara Raasch

After all, how often do we get a second chance? — Jay Asher

Nobody understood why opposites attracted, and anybody who said they did was probably selling a book. — Lynn Blackmar

Fear exists before and after, but not while the shots are being fired, because, at that moment, you see men at their very limit, capable of the most heroic of actions and the most inhumane. — Paulo Coelho

I'll direct any movie starring a monkey or the Olsen Twins. Preferably both. — Eli Roth

There's a lot of false prophets around and that's the trouble. People say they think they know what's right and other people get people to follow them because they have a certain type of charisma, and there's always people willing to take over. People want a leader. And there will be more and more of them. — Bob Dylan

This is my friend, Sebastian.' 'Best friend,' I blurted out and then wanted to punch myself in the face for sounding so dumb. At this rate, I'd be painting nails with her any day now. Thank God, Jaden wasn't here. — Nyrae Dawn

When he reached the fence he stopped for a moment to look back at the road and then he went on, crossing into a field of rank weeds that heeled with harsh dip and clash under the wind as if fled through by something unseen. — Cormac McCarthy

If Lincoln had an affair with a slave woman, it would be an outrage, but when Clinton does it with one of his staff, everyone is okay with it. — Bob Dole

The folks who end up living the lives they expected are more often than not the ones who end up takin sleepin pills or stickin the barrel of a gun in their mouths qnd pullin the trigger. — Stephen King