Joe Sobran Quotes & Sayings

Where the fuck do you get your electricity from? Do you have a bicycle with a generator on it or something? Where do you get the gasoline for your fucking car? Shut the fuck up! You can be whatever you want to be. Eat vegan. Eat raw. Grow your own vegetables. But you always have to pay somebody for something. — Tony Rettman

I would never encourage my children to be athletes - first because my children are not athletes and second because there are so many people pushing to get to the top in sports that 100 people are crushed for each one who breaks through. This is unfortunate. — Bill James

Tears are the showers that fertilize this world ... — Jean Ingelow

Don't think about making art ... — Andy Warhol

Technically, just like with the rings of a tree or Carbon-14, it had to be possible to measure the passage of time by the melting of vanilla ice cream. — Herman Koch

Try pitching a story of happiness to your editors, and their toes are going to curl up. — Jim Crace

God loves us beyond comprehension, and we cannot diminish God's love for us. — Saint Peter

Watch your Karma, for your karma is always watching you..Profound lesson that has never gone wrong..! — Abha Maryada Banerjee

The last time the French asked for 'more proof' it came marching into Paris under a German flag — David Letterman

Literally, I see my writing as transcription - a transcription of what I see, hear, think, live. — Hank Azaria

I understand felicitations are in order."
Ian started. His betrothal to Christina, which was about to be broken, was not yet common knowledge.
"Christina Taylor is a lovely young woman. I knew her grandfather and her uncles, and, of course, her father, the Earl of Melbourne. She'll make you a fine wife, Ian."
"Inasmuch as bigamy is a crime in this country, I find that unlikely."
Startled by the discovery that his information was apparently incorrect, Edward took another swallow of champagne and asked, "May I ask who the fortunate young woman is, then?"
Ian opened his mouth to tell him to go to hell, but there was something alarming about the way his grandfather was slowly putting his glass down. — Judith McNaught

My first job was for a blue jean company as a sitting model. I posed for 15 minutes and made $50. It was 1976. — Janice Dickinson

And few can deny that welfarism, taken to extremes, carries a whiff of do as you're told!: there were moments in postwar Scandinavia when the enthusiasm for eugenics and social efficiency suggested not just a certain insensitivity to recent history but also to the natural human desire for autonomy and independence. — Tony Judt

Clary smiled at him with a warmth she didn't feel.
"Sebastian says I can come with you."
Jace raised his eyebrows.
"Matching haircuts for everyone?"
"I hope not," said Sebastian. "I look terrible with curls. — Cassandra Clare