Joe Pendleton Quotes & Sayings

Satan does not care what you know. He only fears what you understand and apply. In fact, his assignment is to hinder your understanding. — Theophilus Ajadi

More interesting than thinking about what's possible in 10 years is thinking what's possible now but that no one has built. — Clay Shirky

I'm quick enough to criticize and lecture the poor man. Praise should be just as quick to come when the right course is chosen. — Tracie Peterson

Arranging the journey was so difficult. Getting home again was much easier. — Thor Heyerdahl

cream of banana soup — Tom Robbins

I'm really bad at taking compliments, but whenever I get them, I tell myself, 'Way to go, girl' and move on. — Bipasha Basu

If you walk five blocks north from the wholefoods in Berkeley along Telegraph Avenue and then turn right at Dwight way, you'll soon come to a trash-strewn patch of grass and trees dotted with the tattered camps of a few homeless people. — Michael Pollan

They offer, if we are wise enough or simple enough to take it, a model for what it means to give your heart with little thought of return. Both powerfully imaginary and comfortingly real, dogs act as mirrors for our own beliefs about what would constitute a truly humane society. Perhaps it is not too late for them to teach us some new tricks. — Marjorie Garber

I'm not any good at foul language or anything like that. — Thora Hird

I have the oldest whiplash in the business. — Donna McKechnie

Nothing within the universe itself can exist to explain the fact that it exists. — Guy Consolmagno

The Smithsonian should box and preserve Tim McGraw's Nashville den for a future exhibit entitled 'Early 21st Century American Man Cave.' — Stephen Rodrick

End of February? Let's see . . . February 24th? Nothing. Nothing at all. I mean, Steve Jobs' birthday, but besides that, you know, a whole lot of nothing. I think it's a Monday. — T. Lucas Earle

Well, you split your soul, you see, and hide part of it in an object outside the body. Then, even if one's body is attacked or destroyed, one cannot die, for part of the soul remains earthbound and undamaged. But of course, existence in such a form ... — J.K. Rowling

Other people, so I have read, treasure memorable moments in their lives: the time one climbed the Parthenon at sunrise, the summer night one met a lonely girl in Central Park and achieved with her a sweet and natural relationship, as they say in books. I too once met a girl in Central Park, but it is not much to remember. What I remember is the time John Wayne killed three men with a carbine as he was falling to the dusty street in Stagecoach, and the time the kitten found Orson Welles in the doorway in The Third Man. — Walker Percy