Joe Dirt Mullet Quotes & Sayings

To a journalist, good news is often not news at all. — Phil Donahue

Take your ass to the barber shop. Tell the barber that you're sick of looking like an asshole. — Wesley Willis

The flapper has charm, good looks, good clothes, intellect and a healthy point of view. — Colleen Moore

People are saying I don't need science, I have everything, but everything is based on science. — Rolf-Dieter Heuer

In spite of all the sparring that went on between us, I sort of liked Morelli. Good judgment told me to stand clear of him, but then I've never been a slave to good judgment. — Janet Evanovich

It is time we had a defense budget that lives within its means, accounts for what is truly required in Iraq and provides the best possible support for all our troops. — Pete Stark

When you are the avatar for the writer/director, a lot of times, I just trusted him. If he had a choice, even if it wasn't necessarily what was my first impulse, I was like, "This guy [Billy Ray] has been living with this for two years before I even came on board, so I'm going with him." — Matt Bomer

Nonviolence is power, but it is the right and good use of power. — Martin Luther King Jr.

The sweet simplicity of the three percents. — Benjamin Disraeli

In a bygone era, penalty-takers would put their laces through the ball and threaten to put a permanent bulge in the netting. For reasons that remain a mystery, the modern preference is for side-footed placement and so the dilemma of goalkeepers has changed from whether to take a guess at dive right or left to if they should dive at all. Or at least that ought to have been their reappraisal. Almunia was feted as the hero in Rome but had he and Doni stayed in the centre of their goal then the number of saves they made in the shoot-out would have been doubled. — Pete Gill