Joe And Clarissa Quotes & Sayings

'What would Jesus do?' or 'What would He have me do?' are the paramount personal questions of this life. — Ezra Taft Benson

Mass communication, in a word, is neither good nor bad; it is simply a force and, like any other force, it can be used either well or ill. Used in one way, the press, the radio and the cinema are indispensable to the survival of democracy. Used in another way, they are among the most powerful weapons in the dictator's armory. — Aldous Huxley

I am old. I should have left before. Any fool can ride the chariots of victory. It takes judgement to get off at the right time. — Richard Sapir

Now it's a war on women; tomorrow it's going to be a war on left-handed Irishmen or something like that. — Paul Ryan

You've got a beautiful country with so many beautiful people and so many beautiful things happening and stuff like that lets it down. I feel sad for them. — Robbie Williams

Learn to deal with the valleys and the hills will take care of themselves. — Count Basie

Never give a lousy person the opportunity to create lousy babies. — Roberto Hogue

This autobiography of mine is a mirror, and I am looking at myself in it all the time. Incidentally I notice the people that pass along at my back - I get glimpses of them in the mirror - and whenever they say or do anything that can help advertise me and flatter me and raise me in my own estimation, I set these things down in my autobiography. — Mark Twain

I have made noise enough in the world already, perhaps too much, and am now getting old, and want retirement. — Napoleon Bonaparte

It's Earth Day today. Let me tell you something about polar bears. They're endangered but you have to be careful because a polar bear is one of the few animals that will stalk a human. If you go to where polar bears live, it might stalk you and when you're on the plane going home, it might be behind you reading. — Craig Ferguson

Yes I'm a worker, but I'm working on what I'm passionate about and what I believe in not what someone else is passionate about! — Eric Thomas