Jocular Headlock Quotes & Sayings

Many years ago, I concluded that a few hair shirts were part of the mental wardrobe of every man. The president differs from other men in that he has a more extensive wardrobe. — Herbert Hoover

Senneth looked at her. "But that doesn't mean he loves you any less."
Kirra shook her head. "Or that I love him any less." She gave Senneth a small smile. "I think I own him, Senneth. I think there is nothing I could do to drive him away. That moves me and frightens me and makes me want to be very, very careful with his heart. So I will not put him on display in the drawing rooms of the Twelve Houses. — Sharon Shinn

I put my money in the bank: I have to think of life after modeling, when I'm not famous any more. — Eva Herzigova

I've been really lucky as an inventor. I'm the happiest guy you're ever going to meet. And my dad died before he realized anybody in the family would maybe, hopefully, make something out of themselves. — Woody Norris

You may be cool under pressure and challenge, but can you be cool under success? — Robert Holden

I respect Jay-Z. I like him. — Paul Anka

If you want twenty minutes of quality time with someone you love, schedule three or four hours with him or her one afternoon, and chances are, somewhere in the middle of that three or four hours you will have your twenty minutes of quality time. When — Matthew Kelly

Youth may be admired for vigor, but gray hair gives prestige to old age. — Eugene H. Peterson

Why didn't God apportion fine looks in equal accordance with deserving personalities? A horrid man ought to be horrid looking. — Tessa Dare

We also have to stop the flow of precursor chemicals that meth cooks use to boil up this poison. — Greg Walden

A perfect marriage is one in which "I'm sorry" is said just often enough. — Mignon McLaughlin

Loneliness is a poison, but aloneness is a catalyst. — Sam Killermann

She moved over the surface of life the way figure skaters move, fast and choreographed, but she never broke through the ice, she never pierced the surface and descended into those awful beautiful waters, she was never submerged and she never learned to swim in those currents, these currents: all the shadows and light and splendorous horrors that make up the riptides of life on earth. — Emily St. John Mandel

There's two kinds of evil that horror fiction always deals with. One kind is the sort of evil that comes from inside people, like in Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde. The other kind of evil is predestined evil. It falls on you like a stroke of lightning. That's the scary stuff, but, in a way, it's the stuff you don't have to worry about. I gotta worry whether or not I'm getting cavities. I gotta worry about whether cigarettes are giving me cancer. Those are things I can change. Don't give me lightning out of a clear sky. If that hits me I just say, "That's probably the way God meant it to be." — Stephen King

We all were there for the readings, the screen tests, and we knew. We knew Dustin was the guy right away. — Buck Henry