Jocking Quotes & Sayings

She had a bottle of water in her pack - a big one with a squeeze-top - but suddenly all Trisha wanted in the world was to prime the pump in the little hut and get a drink, cold and fresh, from its rusty lip. She would drink and pretend she was Bilbo Baggins, on his way to the Misty Mountains. — Stephen King

Good designs are in special places for those who has appreciation; bad designs are everywhere. — Baris Gencel

The Skeptic's mistake lies in thinking that we should tie our hands behind our backs just because we will not be able to reach rock-hard conclusions. — Frederick Mosteller

Who can believe in illusion even if we all live the Illusion of Life? — Sorin Cerin

Your heart will always open again; if you let it. — Renae A. Sauter

If you turn the pages and look inside, there is nothing of me I feel that I have to hide. — Melanie Chisholm

Anytime I hear about another one of us gone berserk, shooting up his ex's office or drowning her kids to free herself up for her Internet boyfriend, the question I always ask is not, like every other tongue-clucking pundit in the country, how could this have happened? but why doesn't this happen every day? — Tim Kreider

Those to whom his word was revealed were always alone in some remote place, like Moses. There wasn't anyone else around when Mohammed got the word either. Mormon Joseph Smith and Christian Scientist, Mary Baker Eddy, had exclusive audiences with God. We have to trust them as reporters
and you know how reporters are. They'll do anything for a story. — Andy Rooney