Jirikajinek Quotes & Sayings

I'd like my life back. — Tony Hayward

And then before going back for my sophomore year, I decided to change my major to arts and sciences, and my dad cut a deal with me: He said if I'd quit school he'd pay my rent for the next three years, as if I were in school. — Sarah Silverman

Curiously, for instance, the drop in violent crime is most pronounced in cities with high immigrant populations. — Matt Taibbi

I'm on the road earning my money. I didn't get any million pound record deals. Not unless you're Jedward! I'm doing very well, but I still have a mortgage to pay off. So I'm on the road. — Imelda May

Don't get all fucking butt hurt about it, Bear. King doesn't even trust me around her, and I only wanted to take her out on a date, and maybe put the tip in a little, but noooooo. — T.M. Frazier