Jingles The Clown Quotes & Sayings

You can't find the sound if you just love sleep. — Dennis Brown

Shit, this woman's scary. I'm glad my manager's the short one with the wispy hair and the shaking hands. Milo knows how to get stuff done, but he's about as terrifying as a goldfish. — C.M. Stunich

Exaggeration is a branch of lying. — Baltasar Gracian

Why do we get so angry at ourselves when we eat foods we love? Do you think guys walk around going, 'I just ate a cheeseburger and I'm so mad at myself?' — Martina Mcbride

God often uses failure to make us useful. When Jesus called the disciples, He did not go out and find the most qualified and successful people. He found the most willing, and He found them in the workplace. He found a fisherman, a tax collector, and a farmer. The Hebrews knew that failure was a part of maturing in God. The Greeks used failure as a reason for disqualification. Sadly, in the Church, we often treat one another in this way. This is not God's way. We need to understand that failing does not make us failures. It makes us experienced. It makes us more prepared to be useful in God's Kingdom -- if we have learned from it. And that is the most important ingredient for what God wants in His children. — Os Hillman

Being here with you, smiling and laughing, it's the first time I've done that since you left that it wasn't fake. I need you back in my life. — Alison G. Bailey

The element of chance in basic research is overrated. Chance is a lady who smiles only upon those few who know how to make her smile. — Hans Selye

I'm happy for people who want to get married. It's not my thing. — Charlize Theron

Tolerance is the price we pay for living in a free, pluralistic society. — Robert Casey

Ridicule is the first and last argument of a fool. — Charles Simmons

I sympathize far more with heavier people than I ever will with thin. I'll never be thin. Let's be honest. — Kevin Smith

Our most dismaying failure is in the use of our knowledge of what human beings need in the way of bodily and spiritual nourishment. And I suspect that some of the guesses made by our ancestors are partly responsible for the starved bodies and spirits we see everywhere. — Kurt Vonnegut Jr.