Jimez Ashby Quotes & Sayings

When we look up at night and view the stars, everything we see is shinning because of distant nuclear fusion. — Carl Sagan

Why is Santa an anagram for Satan? I mean, besides the fact that both have the same amounts of the same letters. Just consider the many other similarities between the two figures: both of them are red, both of them like to laugh, both of them give presents to children and both of them are kings of an ungodly underworld of unspeakable horror and suffering. Coincidence? I THINK NOT. — Sam Logan

We're in the dark ages if J-Lo can have a music career because of her ass. And let's face it, that's it. — Jack Black

you get a good story about three times a year. It comes in the shower on a day you have time. Couple hours to crank out, couple more to edit and there you have it. But you aren't responsible. It's from some antenna you put out and it happens to pick up a signal. Ideas sit for years before the way to crack them hits you. You can't force it. All you can do is try not to fuck it up. Stay out of its way. Don't slack off and erase your mind reading about rape on Twitter. — Delicious Tacos

I guess I'm just sad is all.

You and me alike, but sad don't get the dishes done. — Samuel Snoek-Brown

Shred my beard and call me Ishmael!" the captain shouted. He — Lisa McMann

[Samuel Prescott was] returning from a lady friend's house at the awkward hour of 1 a.m. — John M. Murrin

Everything that is decreed for the Muslim is best for him. — Aaidh Ibn Abdullah Al-Qarni

I don't wake up with naturally sculpted cheekbones - I paint them on! — Tyra Banks