Jimarti Jmp01 Quotes & Sayings

Save me from the error of judging a church by its size, popularity or the amount of its yearly offerings. — Aiden Wilson Tozer

The beauty of merism is that it's absolutely unnecessary. It's words for words' sake: a gushing torrent of invention filled with noun and noun and signifying nothing. Why a rhetorical figure that gabs on and on for no good reason should be central to the rite of marriage is beyond me. — Mark Forsyth

Yamada might be a good general - Mat did not know - but he had never stood a chance against Riselle and that marvelous bosom. — Robert Jordan

With concerted effort, I can follow written instructions, but don't ask me to simply grasp how to operate a smartphone. — Michael Dirda

That's the way to get the chicks for free. And getting the chicks for free is the only true pursuit for a grown-up male. Before puberty, of course, it's avoiding them like the plague. — John Ringo