Jim Varney Ernest Quotes & Sayings

Boys or girls?" "Boys," he said again immediately, and I blinked. "Really?" "Babe, my life, girls?" He shook his head and kept shaking it when he went on, "Your beauty, even a little of it, you give that to our baby?" He stopped shaking his head and his fingers gave me a gentle squeeze. "Fuck no. I'll need to buy more guns and hire more men." I giggled. "Make me boys," he ordered. I giggled again. — Kristen Ashley

Bed is the best place for reading, thinking, or doing nothing. — Doris Lessing

When I go to a bar, I don't go looking for a girl who knows the capital of Maine. — David Brenner

You're a genius," she said. "Hardly," he said. "I just show up and pay attention. — Stephen Hunter

Julian: "Wikipedia knows about everything. It might be run by warlocks."
Emma: "You think that's what they do all day in the Spiral Labyrinth? Run Wikipedia?"
Julian: "I admit it seems like a letdown. — Cassandra Clare

I don't think it's very useful to open wide the door for young artists; the ones who break down the door are more interesting. — Paul Schrader

After my husband died, I felt like one of those spiraled shells washed upon the beach ... Poke a straw through the twisting tunnel, around and around, and there is nothing there. No flesh. No life. Whatever lived there is dried up and gone. — Lynn Caine