Jim Gaffigan Hot Pocket Quotes & Sayings

There is the vegetarian Hot Pocket for those of us who don't want to eat meat, but would still like diarrhea. — Jim Gaffigan

The moon glows on the river, wind rustles the pines.
Long night clear evening
what are they for? — Akinari Ueda

Parker didn't so much melt against him as he tried to inhabit the same skin Jake was wearing, and Jake wasn't going to complain about that. — Ashlyn Kane

After you eat a Hot Pocket, Everything will taste like rubber for a month! — Jim Gaffigan

It seems stupid when people limit themselves to one kind of music. It tells me they're not using their ears. — Diamanda Galas

I've never eaten a Hot Pocket and then afterwards been, "I'm glad I ate that." I'm always like, "I'm gonna die! I paid for that? Did I eat it or rub it on my face? My back hurts." — Jim Gaffigan

Steven Spielberg makes Minority Report with the newest digital technology; other directors seem to be trying to make their movies from it. — Roger Ebert

Popular culture is seductive; high culture is imperious. — Mason Cooley

There's a burden of representation that comes into play when there aren't enough representatives of a certain group in popular culture. — G. Willow Wilson

Some people that work for Hot Pockets came to my Denver Paramount Theater show. They brought these hot pocket boxes the size of suit cases for me to sign. I wrote "these are WMD's" on the boxes. The HP people seem to have a good sense of humor about all of it. — Jim Gaffigan

[ Osama bin Laden is] either alive and well or alive and not too well or not alive. — Donald Rumsfeld