Jim Gaffigan Domino's Quotes & Sayings

They say 'truth is stranger than fiction,' but I like to say fiction is truth - only stranger. — Chip Hill

This is what amazes me: that people are new every day. That they are never the same. You must always invent them, and they must always invent themselves, too. — Lauren Oliver

See how peaceful it is here. The sea is everything. An immense reservoir of nature where I roam at will ... Think of it. On the surface there is hunger and fear. Men still exercise unjust laws. They fight, tear one another to pieces. A mere few feet beneath the waves their reign ceases, their evil drowns. Here on the ocean floor is the only independence. Here I am free ... — Earl Felton

We're all working hard, but so far away from what we actually want to be doing. We're all peering in at the window of a party we aren't invited to yet, a party we wouldn't know how to dress for, or what kind of conversation to make, even if we came as someone's guest. — Lauren Graham

For me I'd say ... a fact that nobody knows about me is that I hate eggs, they gross me out. It's this weird thing from childhood, I don't know what it is, but I just think eggs are disgusting. — Mikey Way

Heaven is not reached at a single bound. But we build the ladder by which we rise. From the lowly earth to the vaulted skies, And we mount to its summit round by round. — J.G. Holland

Comfort is no test of truth. Truth is often far from being comfortable. — Swami Vivekananda

Museums, I think, are becoming more and more aware of how to turn themselves into a must-see spectacle. — Jake Barton

With Icecap the desert no longer felt like a severe and lonely world. It felt pristine and grand, like an ocean we could walk on, bright open water. This was our world, population: two. Whatever we did here would be the culture. The language was English, though words like "rape" and "racing" would fade out of use. — Aspen Matis

And I believe happiness is the exact opposite of sadness, bitterness, and hatred: happiness should remain unexamined as long as possible. — Stephen King

I've seen a lot of doom and gloom and depressing things, and it's [the] youth that give me hope. — Philippe Cousteau Jr.