Jim Gaffigan Bacon Quotes & Sayings

I'd really like to promote my increasing consumption of bacon. — Jim Gaffigan

Bacon bits are like the fairy dust of the food community. — Jim Gaffigan

Once you put bacon in a salad, it's no longer a salad. It just becomes a game of 'find the bacon in the lettuce'. It's like you're panning for gold. Eureka! — Jim Gaffigan

Walking side by side won't make the journey the same for all, living under the same roof won't make all of them family, and we can be surrounded by millions of people but still be alone."

My No.7th book is coming....! — Tim I. Gurung

Bacon's the best. Even the frying of bacon sounds like applause. — Jim Gaffigan

I would say some of the food I talk about that I really enjoy, like cake and bacon, I eat a lot less than I portray in my act. But that stuff that I dislike, it's pretty sincere. — Jim Gaffigan

When you hear bacon cooking ... that sizzling sound isn't the fat cooking ... that's applause. — Jim Gaffigan

You wanna know how good bacon is? To improve other food, they wrap it in bacon. — Jim Gaffigan

Don't you expect a rainbow coming out of the tub of bacon strips at the end of the buffet line? — Jim Gaffigan

Bacon is like the opposite of medicine. It's like, "Take that, Lipitor." — Jim Gaffigan

The best thing for disturbances of the spirit is to learn. That is the only thing that never fails. You may grow old and trembling in your anatomies, you may lie awake at night listening to the disorder of your veins, you may miss your only love and lose your moneys to a monster, you may see the world about you devastated by evil lunatics, or know your honor trampled in the sewers of baser minds. There is only one thing for it then
to learn. Learn why the world wags and what wags it. That is the only thing which the poor mind can never exhaust, never alienate, never be tortured by, never fear or distrust, and never dream of regretting. — T.H. White

Sampling, statisticians have told us, is a much more effective way of getting a good census. — Rob Lowe

I am a guy who talks about bacon and escalators. — Jim Gaffigan

You can't tell me the success of Kevin Bacon isn't somehow tied to his name. You're not going out to see a Kevin Hot-Dog movie. — Jim Gaffigan

You can't have a sustainable US economy without a great education system. Teach students to do the job right. You don't have an innovative economy unless you have a great education. — Walter Isaacson

There are people that are vegetarians that love bacon. — Jim Gaffigan

If steak is the tuxedo of meat, and bacon is the candy of meat, then a good cheeseburger is the mother's hug of meat. — Jim Gaffigan

We're in the explanation business, and if the answers to the questions we explore got too simple, we'd be out of work. — Michael Pollan

I die a Queen, but I would rather die the wife of Culpepper — Katherine "Kitty" Howard