Jim Carrey Ace Ventura Quotes & Sayings

One of the things that wrong with pictures today, I think, is that so many of the people making them started out wanting to. — Peter Bogdanovich

I was a giant fan of 'Whose Line Is It Anyway' in high school, and I was obsessed with Jim Carrey and cut out any picture of Jim Carrey that ever came in any kind of magazine. I put it all over my walls. At the time, I thought humor was just repeating lines from 'Ace Ventura' ad nauseum in the back of my advanced math class. — Jordan Klepper

NATO was a wonderful idea. It was formed in 1949. We are as far away from NATO as NATO was when it was done in time from the presidency of Grover Cleveland. — Barney Frank

I've never been interested in the event when I'm the center of attention. — Helmut Lang

There's no story if there isn't some conflict. The memorable things are usually not how pulled together everybody is. I think everybody feels lonely and trapped sometimes. I would think it's more or less the norm. — Wes Anderson

We are not to be occupied with our feelings or symptoms,
or our faith or lack of faith,
but only with what God has said — Gordon Lindsay

home, not to mention organizing his work life — Lucy Score

There are two thoughts that will ensure success in all you do; (1) Don't tell everything you know, and (2) until Ace Ventura, no actor had considered talking through his ass. — Jim Carrey

If you weren't there, and I weren't here ... If I weren't me ... but you were still you, I would be interested in letting you like-like me. — Courtney C. Stevens

Morality is the object of government. — Ralph Waldo Emerson

Religion is the opiate of the people! — Philip Roth

If it was woman who put man out of Paradise, it is still woman, and woman only, who can lead him back. — Elbert Hubbard

Close your eyes and listen, then walk twenty paces farther than you thought necessary. Just when you're certain you've lost your way completely, you'll be there. Open your eyes. — Alice Hoffman

Therefore, be islands unto yourselves. Be your own refuge. Have recourse to none else for refuge. Hold fast to the Dharma as a refuge. Resort to no other refuge. Whosoever, either now or after I am gone, shall be islands unto themselves, shall seek no eternal refuge, it is they, among my disciples who shall reach the very topmost height! But they must be keen to progress. — Gautama Buddha

I loved football even before I married a quarterback; it's not for every woman, but I like it. — Holly Robinson Peete