Jim Bowen Funny Quotes & Sayings

I was always ready to leave England for some absurd reason. — Claire Forlani

Thousands of legal and illegal immigrants staged what they called a Day Without Immigrants. Or, as it's known in Utah, Monday. — Conan O'Brien

Realized that people's reactions had more to do with them, more to do with who they were, than anything about me. It was like a bolt of lightning hit me, Bree. — Mia Sheridan

I don't like letters. Any dark past is a vampire, feeding on the blood of the living moment, and letters are the bats. — Gregory David Roberts

He had forgotten that children were miracles - and it didn't matter that he had originally wanted to wait longer before having a child, he had been in the delivery room when Julia was born. He knew the awe that came with the emergence of a fully formed, perfectly functioning, miniature human being that he had helped make. — Barbara Delinsky