Jila Sahakari Quotes & Sayings

The hairflip is something that just can't be taught — Tim Foreman

Most comedies are really hard to write, or to watch, because you kind of generally know what's coming. — Steve Martin

I am hungry, feed me; I am bored, amuse me. — Alexandre Dumas

All mothers have intuition. The great ones have radar. — Cathy Guisewite

One of the few times I've ever wished for a penis," she said to Rae when the bartender stepped up to take the order of yet another male customer. They'd been waiting to be served for over twenty minutes. She'd even worn the red magic boob dress tonight, but unfortunately, its mojo offered no help in this particular situation.
"You haven't had sex in six months," Rae said. "If I were you, I'd be wishing for penises every night. — Julie James

Real repentance means that a man has come, not only to be sorry for the consequences of his sin, but to hate sin itself. — William Barclay

Jack reads too many books. He thinks we're going to drive all year and have great adventures. — Steven Herrick

Well, we will take it as a working hypothesis for want of a better. — Arthur Conan Doyle

We were beset with all sorts of problems that were all political. But in the end it was the weather that brought us down. It's a very, very difficult thing to circumnavigate the globe. Otherwise someone else would have done it by now. — Mike Kendrick

Sea Shepherd is to terrorism what Groucho was to Marxism. — Paul Watson

I warn you, Kelsey, that I'm an extremely patient man. I've had extensive practice in waiting out the enemy. My life as a tiger has taught me that attentive persistence and focused diligence always pay off. Consider yourself forewarned, priyatama. I'm on the hunt. I've caught your scent, and I won't be thwarted in my course. — Colleen Houck