Jianos Quotes & Sayings

Give me a chance, Half-Pint, I'm all in. — Jay Crownover

Groop I implore thee," continued the merciless Vogon, "my foonting turlingdromes. — Douglas Adams

You're a Scott," the Dark said, his lips peeled back in displeasure, as if just saying the word was revolting.
"And you're Irish. I'm so glad we got that settled. — Donna Grant

I disagree with people who think you learn more from getting beat up than you do from winning. — Tom Cruise

He was natural and sublime, but had not so much as a single spark of good taste, or knew one rule of the drama. — Voltaire

Samuel Johnson once said that remarrying (and he's not talking about marrying the same person here, just remarrying) is the "triumph of hope over experience." So for me, remarrying the same person is the triumph of nostalgia over judgment. — Carrie Fisher

There's the continuing challenges of racism, of sexism, of discrimination against the LGBT community, of the way that we treat people as opposed to how we want to be treated. — Hillary Clinton

Thanks to the oval I have discovered the meaning of the horizontal and the vertical. — Georges Braque

They call me a right-winger, which is an insult - I'm simply a racist and a separatist. — Tom Metzger

A Zen master was heartbroken when her son died. At the funeral she cried and cried. Her disciples were surprised. "Didn't you teach us," they asked, "that everything is illusion?" She glared at them and said, "If you don't understand that each tear I shed saves countless sentient beings, you know nothing about Zen." Are — Ken I McLeod

That first pregnancy is a long sea journey to a country where you don't know the language, where land is in sight for such a long time that after a while it's just the horizon - and then one day birds wheel over that dark shape and it's suddenly close, and all you can do is hope like hell that you've had the right shots. — Emily Perkins