Jhilmil Sitaron Quotes & Sayings

Ascente cha ores ri ve breazza."
"Turn your ear to the wind," she interpreted. "Stand strong. — Mary E. Pearson

The higher you climb, the more Satan will take notice. Keep climbing! Heaven's gate has a lock. — Shannon L. Alder

Viagra has instructions: 'Keep away from children' - what kind of man do you think I am? — Jimmy Carr

In England people are very proud of being very stupid. — V.S. Naipaul

When there's an accident, we all have to slow down and watch the accident. We all have to be a little voyeuristic. I mean, look at the world we live in now, with all these 'Big Brother' shows. We're all a bunch of voyeuristic people. — Donny Osmond

I saw a tree fall in the woods, and I didn't hear it. — Steven Wright

Excuses are nothing more than neatly packaged reports on the messy, unknowable truth — Kelly Zekas